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Regional Correspondents
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Klutch Spinwheedle
Grahb Narfblatt |
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Combining atleast 4 years of hard-earned reporting between them, Klutch & Grahb will provide special reports
from the shores, hills and pubs of both Kalmidor and the Eastern Kingdoms. They don't mind to step into the middle
of a tussle, help break up and/or incite a riot -- as long as they get their story.
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Accounting
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Vexel Krunsch |
Vexel's the only one qualified to keep an eye on the coffers, literally. He lost one of his eyes in a freak abacus
accident several years ago and he's still angry about it. Vexel's also in charge of collections, which serves as a perfect
conduit for his "anger management". Curiously, Vexel is the only member on staff that has spent time in the "klink",
having done 12 years for allegedly running an parrot insurance ring in Booty Bay.
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Interns
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Foozle Bumfaust
Dee Blenderfuse |
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Need something done quick? Don't count on these interns. They've got busy schedules and don't want to be bothered
with the day-to-day of running a news outlet. We're not even sure why they're still on the payroll. Perhaps it has
something to so with the scraps of paper they've happened to save over the years.
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Engineering
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Brix Steamwheedle
Trug Steelblister |
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"If it ain't broke...find out why and document, document, document!" is the mantra of our stalwart and always-eccentric
engineering staff. Their greatest accomplishment to date is the Information Steamconveyance Netrotron, hacked
together with bits of stuff collected from rummaging through the garbage of Tinkertown. They are quite territorial
about their lab and spend countless hours finding ways to develop something they like to call "zbam".
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